sHOOT, i ALMOST FORGOT„ eHE

iF ANY BODY WANTS TO, uH, tHROW DOWN SOME SICK FIRES WITH THE SAME BEAT I USED, mAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THIS LINK,

tHE DUDES GOT SOME RAD STUFF, sO CHECK OUT THE CHANNEL WHILE YOUR AT IT, }:O)

tHAT’S ALL FOR NOW, 

i’LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON WHEN I SUBMIT MY NEXT ENTRY,

askstridervoice:

lots of anon questions this time around and none of them were even about what troll junk looks like or if my bro ever touched me weird

you guys are weaksauce i thought this was the internet

i SUPPOSE I CAN SORTA AGREE WITH ME BEING A SHITTY TROLL BUT„

i WOULD LIKE TO PROVE YOU WRONG ABOUT MY RHYMES BEING WEAK,

i MADE A RAP RECENTLY, aND I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN,

pERHAPS THIS MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT ME A BIT, i GUESS„

uH, yEAH„ tHATS ALL,

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LYRICS:

aLRIGHT

yEAH,

hERE WE GO

nO STOPS, nO CHOPS, gONNA TOP YOUR HOPS

sO LISTEN:

yEAH SEE HERE I`M THE TAURUS

tHAT`S A ZODIAC SIGN,

aND I`M HERE TO START SOME FIRES

wITH THESE REALLY SICK RHYMES

i`M THE TROLL WITH A BEAT

wITH NO GENERAL DIRECTION

yEAH I`M THROWING OUT THESE LYRICS

wITH SOME REAL BAD INTENTION

yEAH I`M TOUGH, aIN`T NO LIE

i`M THE TOUGHEST AROUND, gOT MY SWAG

gOT MY LEGS, aND MY TINKER BULL PAL

yOU MEAT BAGS GOT NO TACT

oN THE WORDS THAT I`M DISHING

aND THE LACK OF YOUR HORNS

aRE SOMETHING TOO I`D BE DISSING

i`VE GOT A LANCE BY MY SIDE

yEAH I THINK THAT IT`S COOL,

aND MY CRIB ( THAT`S MY HIVE )

dON`T BELONG TO NO FOOL

sO WHAT`CHU YOU`LL HEARS

mOSTLY TRUTH,

i AIN`T SPEAKING NO LIES

gONNA RIP ON THE HAPS

sO LISTEN CLOSELY YOU GUYS

i`M THE T TO THE A THE V

tO THE R TO THE O TO THE S

aND THE N TO THE I TO THE T

tO THE R TO THE A AND THE M

nO ONE`S GOT NO T - H - I - N - G

oN THIS P - U - P - A SEE

sTRIDERS G - O - N - N - A  P - A - Y

wHEN HE`LL LOOK AT ME

yEAH SEE I`AIN`T LYING

tHOUGH I AIN`T TRYING

gOTTA KNOW I`M FLYING

oN THESE RIFTS

oUT OF MY CHAIR NOW

gONNA MAKE YOU SAY HOW

tHAT THIS BRO, wOW

mEANS SOME BIZ

yOU AIN`T GONNA STOP ME

cHOP MY LEGS OR DROP ME

gOT MY GAME SEE

iM FOR REAL

iF YOU AIN`T BEST PREPPED

bOY, yOU GONNA GET WRECKED

wITH THESE WORDS, yOU`LL SOON REGRET,

oKAY

aLRIGHT

yOU HEARD IT

nOW GET IT RIGHT,

i’M NOT SURE WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT,

iM SURE THAT I WAS ALWAYS, uH„ cOOL,

vERY COOL,

nOT CUTE,

ask-nepetas-voice:

:33 < well, hey efurryone!

:33 < my name is nepeta, nepeta leijon! purrleased to meet you!

:33 < i saw some of my wonderfur furriends answering your questions with their own lovely voices. so, i decided, why not join them? this looks like a lot of fun!

:33 < *ac claps her paws together in total anticipation and excitement!*

:33 < now, drop me a few questions, guys!

hEY GUYS, nEPETA STARTED A VOICE BLOG TOO, yOU SHOULD GO CHECK IT OUT, }:O)

i KNOW THIS ISN’T AN ENTRY, bUT LOOK, i DREW YOU GUYS A PICTURE,

tHANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT SO FAR, }:O)

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i’M STILL NOT SURE HOW TO GO ABOUT THIS ASK BLOG STUFF, bUT I THINK I’M GETTING THE HANG OF IT,

tHE ANONS ARE KINDA WIERD THOUGH„

iT’S NOTHING SPECIAL, bUT I’LL SEE IF I CAN MAKE SOMETHING BETTER NEXT TIME I OPEN THE ASK BOX,

i THINK I MESSED UP, bUT I GUESS THAT’S OKAY, i’LL LEAVE THE ASK BOX OPEN ANSEE HOW THIS GOES, }:O)

tHIS IS ALL KIND OF NEW TO ME SO, i’M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED AS TO HOW THIS WHOLE THING WORKS OUT„

oH GOD, i THINK I PULLED A CORD OUT OR SOMETHING„

uH, bUT DON’T WORRY GUYS, i’VE GOT THIS,

bLOG WILL BE UP SOON,

i PROMISE,